You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re anorexic. You drink, you’re an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you’re a pussy. You read, you’re a nerd. You don’t read, you’re stupid. You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. You don’t tell a secret, you’re still attention seeking. You let someone in, you’re easy. You don’t let someone in, you’re too uptight. You smoke, you think you’re cool. You don’t... smoke, you’re a loser. You’ve had sex, you’re a slut. You haven’t, you’re frigid. You wear make up, you're cakeface. You don’t wear make up, you’re ugly. You wear designer clothes, you're a rich bitch. You don't wear designer clothes, you're poor. You can’t please everyone.